K-Files - Vanishing Bees Cont.
I'm not buying it. This whole vanishing bees, colony collapse disorder stuff? Nuh-uh.
When word first broke that bees were jumping ship outta here, I was thrilled. Not in a long time had I heard such great news. After years of suffering at the barbs of these winged terrors--getting pumped full of venom in the torrent of a death-swarm--hope was finally in sight. My epic struggle was nearly over...
...yeah right. Only a couple weeks into May, I've already faced down more of the buggers than I care to say. So your bees are vanishing, huh? I think I might know where they went: my place.
As you may be wondering by now, yes...there is a story to backup this tirade. But I must warn you, what follows is a tale of unspeakable horror. Although no blood was shed (not human, anyway), no poison transferred, and there is a happy ending to it, this story may not be appropriate for those with a bee or wasp phobia. Think you're man enough to handle it? Read on, friend.
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