The K-Files - Welcome to Earth
The K-Files - Welcome to Earth
I found myself watching Roland Emmerich's Independence Day for what was probably the 28th time the other day. As the Fresh Prince so masterfully defended the Earth with his sass mouth and funky dance moves, I couldn't help but feel sorry for all of the aliens out there.
I couldn't care less about those ID4 aliens--they just had to travel those 90 billion light years to start a big fight and ruin everyone's July 4th BBQ's. No, they definitely got what was coming to them. But for all those other, you know...'good' aliens in the universe, I fear first contact might go down less Close Encounters and more straight-up, street-smart all-American ass whooping--complete with boards. Boards with nails in them.
Poor guys. They'll never even see it coming...Full Article.
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