It has now been nearly a month since I first placed the hallowed number 8 in my wallet. In the fist couple of weeks, my disappointing results produced a whopping $0.24.

Despite my lack of success, I have continued to keep the 8—ever hopeful that I would soon be gifted with monetary fortune. And (about time), I’ve finally seen some numerological action.

Through various random and fortunate occurrences, I have come into the possession of $8.02 more (Check the KHYRON.NET webcam if you don't beleive me). This brings my grand total to $8.26. How fitting the number 8 would bring me $8…

Although I’m not sure if the 8 was indeed the catalyst for such fortune, I was quite pleased with the end result. Using my new-found wealth, I purchased a rather large burrito from the ever-tasty Chipotle restaurant.

Numerology…Mmm Mmm Good!

Week 7 - August 26
Winner: Battlestar Galactica ("Home Pt. 2")

With 7 weeks in, we are now reaching the half-way mark for the season. Overcoming what appeared to be a "Battlestar" dominated showdown, both "Stargate" franchises have been increasing in enjoyment each subsequent week. "Atlantis" has come close to reaching "Battlestar" (coming to within 1 point) by using some light-hearted action to counteract the otherwise heavy drama of Sci-Fi Friday. "Sg-1," now with Amanda Tapping, feels like "Sg-1," again. But this week, however, the prize must go to pack leader, "Battlestar Galactica."

In episode 2.7, "Home Pt. 2," an emotionally charged Adama (Edward James Olmos) attempts to bring the rogue President Roslin (Mary MacDonnell) back to the fleet. Her religious pilgrimage to the planet Kobol has splintered the surviving human race. With a scheming politician and Cylon on the planet, and an ominous portent of bloodshed, more death seems unavoidable. But will it be worth finding the path to Earth?

"Battlestar Galactica" has always had a strong mixture of human conflict, drama, and suspense--and this week is no different. This show is as powerful and riveting as ever, drawing me into its fictitious universe with believable acting and an interesting plot line. As I've stated in past Showdown's, "Battlestar Galactica" has the look and feel of a high production value, coming off as a polished experience rather than a weekly series.

Memorable Scene: The scenes between Gaius Baltar (James Callis) and the possibly imaginary Number Six (Tricia Helfer) were nothing short of genius--and, fortunately, there were plenty of them in "Home Pt. 2."

Next Week: New episodes are 2 weeks away due to a best-of "Sg-1" marathon for the Labor Day weekend. The showdown will therefore not be updated. However, I am planning a "Stargate Sg-1" piece with my personal favorites of the series. Expect it sometime in the near future.
Standings:

Stargate Sg-1: 1
Stargate Atlantis: 2
Battlestar Galactica: 4

Greetings, faithful readers. As you must painfully know by now, Khyron.Net has gone far too long without a meaningful update. I am well, well aware of this, and I am doing what I can to quench your thirst for all things entertaining. Due to a hectic schedule, however, these updates have had to be postponed.

But fear not! Khyron feels your pain and is working days, nights, and weekends (give or take) to give you some original content.

This week you can expect:

• Sci-Fi Showdown Week 7
• An update on my adventures with the number 8
• Review for the Sony PSP
• And (perhaps) much, much more.

Plus! I have been tweaking the final touches on the NEW! look for Khyron.Net (you may have noticed the favicon icon 'K' on your browser's address bar, if not, hit refresh a few times and clear your internet cache). Also, Ghost Files is ready to begin again, sometime next week.

Thank you for hanging in there and continuing to spread the word of Khyron.

Powered by RottenTomatoes.com (a rather cool collection of movie/game reviews), I am happy to announce a new showtimes search function. Located on the right colum, it will provide you with local movie showtimes.

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Week 6 - August 19
Winner: Stargate Sg-1 ("Beachhead")

At long last! A turn-around has come, signaling the return of a quality "Stargate Sg-1" episode.

In episode 9.6, "Beachhead," Cameron Mitchell (Ben Browder) leads Sg-1 in a show of force against the shows new enemy, the Ori. After a surprise appearance by a low-level Goa'ould, the presence of an Ori beachhead is made known. By creating a powerful energy shield, an Ori Prior attempts to make a suitable spot through which an invasion force can gain a foothold in our galaxy. But will the return of Samantha Carter (Amanda Tapping) and the use of a multi-gigaton nuclear device be enough to halt the Ori invasion?

Just when I thought the veteran "Sg-1" was going to be swept by heavy-weight "Battlestar," "Beachhead" comes out, firing on all cylinders. It had a mix of action, humor, drama, and a twist ending that reminded me of the classic "Sg-1" episodes that made this show so great.

Last week, I alluded to the return of original cast member, Amanda Tapping. I was hoping that with her return, the show would pick up from its slump of mediocrity. And pick up, it did.

In the first 5 episodes of this season, the main female lead has been filled by Claudia Black ("Farscape"). Her character, Vala Mal Duran, is brash, manipulative, and a compulsive liar. Thus far, she has been the comic relief--being funny at times, but annoyingly frustrating at others. In "Beachhead," her role was toned-down--taking a backseat to Tapping. I was pleased at this, not being a huge fan of Black's performance. Her attempt to bring some spice into the tried and true formula of "Sg-1" was successful on a whole, but I never felt the show required such a shake-up.

As you may have noticed, the Showdown leader, "Battlestar Galactica," has gone two weeks without a win. Does this mean the second season of this highly praised show is dropping in appeal? Far from it. In fact, the past two weeks have been as entertaining as ever. The reason I have chosen "Sg-1" the victor is because of a combination of originality and lasting appeal. "Battlestar" has been very consistent, but this week's "Sg-1" was more memorable.

Memorable Scene: When delivering an ultimatum for withdrawal, Cameron Mitchell (Browder) explains that the Ori have 30 "Earth minutes." A rather hilarious comment, it takes a shot at the common sci-fi plot hole of differing time standards on other planets.

Next Week: The Showdown is still anyone's game. "Atlantis" only trails "Battlestar" by one point, and with Amanda Tapping's return, "Sg-1" will be coming back strong. All three previews look equally interesting, and only time shall reveal the winner.

Standings:

Stargate Sg-1: 1
Stargate Atlantis: 2
Battlestar Galactica: 3

"Four Brothers" - Directed by John Singleton (2005)
Rated R for strong violence, pervasive language and some sexual content.

Nowadays, Rated R action movies are becoming more and more sparse. To produce the maximum amount of profit, movie companies often choose to omit certain scenes in order to ensure a PG-13 rating ("Alien Vs. Predator" (2004), for example). Therefore, upon seeing the Restricted status of "Four Brothers" for strong violence, I became immediately excited.

In the wake of their mother's death, four step-brothers (Mark Wahlberg, Tyrese Gibson, Andre Benjamin, and Garrett Hedlund), return to their former Detroit home. After a short period of mourning, the reformed hoodlums revert to their old ways, going on a bloody path of revenge. But have all 4 brothers been upfront with each other?

Even though I was expecting a shoot'em up, inner-city revenge movie, I was rather surprised at just how violent "Four Brothers" truly was. Although not necessarily bloody (save for some graphic gunshot wounds and a very broken leg), there was a fair amount of cold-blooded executions. Even the main characters, whose intentions are well-meaning at their core, perform some rather atrocious acts.

The cast, which consists of three musicians turned actors, played their parts exemplarily. The four main characters, despite being very dissimilar in appearance and past acting experience, have a great rapport on-screen. They work very well with each other, coming off as very convincing brothers. The supporting cast is equally successfully, creating a great variety of highly believable delinquents.

The snowy, urban wasteland of Detroit creates the perfect backdrop for this story of corruption and revenge. The white-out, blizzardy conditions are appropriate for the equally frozen hearts of the ruthless gangsters that reside there. This moody atmosphere is complimented by a well chosen score of classic Motown tunes.

If you're looking for a well-crafted, intelligent, and very down to Earth mix of family values and bloody revenge, "Four Brothers" will not disappoint. The plot, which moves along at an excellent pace, is original and believable--with a few twists and turns to keep you interested. Although it gets a bit complicated near the end (to be honest, I didn't fully understand it), you are left with a satisfying and equally fitting ending.

Rating: 4/5

~Khyron, 2005

Week 5 - August 12

Winner: Stargate Atlantis ("Condemned")

Not satisfied taking a back-seat to "Battlestar", "Stargate Atlantis" episode 2.5 brings some refreshingly light-hearted action to Sci-Fi Friday. In "Condemned," The Atlantis team finds itself on a prison island. Home to the world's most dangerous prisoners (or so they thought), the island doubles as a Wraith feeding ground--allowing the civil population to live without threat of annihilation. After being shot down en route to the stargate, Rodney (David Hewlett) is forced to repair the Jumper and allow the prisoners to escape.

When a spinoff airs back-to-back with the original show, there's a need to keep them sufficiently different. Thus far, this difference has been action. In this week's "Sg-1," Daniel Jackson was tasked with debating the fundamentals of religion with a devote missionary. The episode was well written and reminded me of early "Sg-1" episodes, but early "Sg-1" episodes also had some explosions to balance things out. So far, "Sg-1" has been very talkative, with each episode coming off as overly philosophical. "Atlantis," on the other hand, has primarily concerned itself with blowing things up, creating a more enjoyable show that sets itself apart from the dramatic and very serious "Battlestar Galactica."

On the subject of "Battlestar Galactica," I wasn't nearly as impressed with this week's episode as I was with the first 4 weeks. Much of the focus is now on Starbuck, and her adventures with a human resistance group on Cylon-occupied Caprica. The writing and acting was as powerful as ever, but the episode wasn't nearly as exciting as "Atlantis." The pacing was slowed, creating more of a sci-fi mystery, than a drama. Also, I must express my feelings of contempt for the weapon props. Up to this point in the show, all of the guns have been made to look nothing like actual weaponry. This was good to keeping the alternate human civilization aspect of the show intact. Recently, however, be it from lack of funds or mere laziness, real firearm replicas are now being used, as well as an unmodified Hummer. This seemingly insignificant point goes a long way to ruining the dramatic atmosphere.

Memorable Scene: When asked to fix a heavily damaged spacecraft, Rodney makes a comment that such a feat would be made possible only by MacGyver. This Richard Dean Anderson reference is funny on oh so many levels.

Next Week: All three previews look very interesting. "Battlestar" looks to be continuing what "Battlestar" does best, and "Atlantis" looks very promising. But the bulk of my anticipation goes to "Stargate Sg-1" and the return of Amanda Tapping.

Standings:

Stargate Sg-1: 0
Stargate Atlantis: 2
Battlestar Galactica: 3

Welcome, everyone, to yet another edition of your premier source for commentary on all manner of paranormal news. This is week two of my experiment in other, non-ghostly articles. And because of the positive comments I’ve received thus far, you can expect this to be the new format for Ghost Files.

This week, the Top Story describes China’s economical successes with UFO researching. Plus, I’ve got an in-depth look into the spiritual side of Emmy Awarding actor, Kelsey Grammer. To finish things off, I’ve found a rather intriguing article that may show proof that pigeons are smarter than we think.

Now buckle up, Ghost File’s a comin’!

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"Stealth" Directed by Rob Cohen (2005)

Summer is here, opening the flood gates to popcorn-guzzling, mindless action films. Right on cue, director Rob Cohen, the man behind the recent "xXx2: State of the Union," brings us yet another high-octane and special effects heavy action movie--"Stealth."

Set in the near future, three Navy test pilots have proven to be the best of the best. Tasked with a new anti-terrorism initiative, they navigate the globe in high-tech jets and destroy targets of opportunity. However, their group dynamic is sent through a barrel roll when a fourth wingman appears--a robotically controlled, stealth fighter. EDI, a fully autonomous AI, is part of a new plan that will replace human pilots and prevent casualties. But what happens when the AI refuses to obey commands?

As far as mindless action movies go, "Stealth" couldn't afford to lose much more grey matter. The plot is very basic and linear, tailoring to audiences uninterested in the intricacies of man vs. machine and existential debate. This wouldn't have been necessarily bad (this is an action movie, after all), but "Stealth" takes every opportunity to insult your intelligence. In one such scene, you are shown a zoomed-out, satellite image of a trail from North Korea, to Russia, finally to Alaska. As if the noticeable geographic shape of Alaska wasn't a dead enough give away, country borders and labels are superimposed to make sure viewers don't get lost in the very short globe-trot.

The actors seem very disinterested, giving hollow, phoned-in performances. Jamie Foxx, a recent Oscar winner for his portrayal of Ray Charles, gives a particularly poor performance. Though, to be fair, the few lines he was given were poor to begin with (including the one-liner, "That's hot."--No, Jamie, it's not). This is a prime example of what a bad script can do to a good actor.

During the trailers, I was confused as to why such a top-billed actor like Foxx wasn't being promoted as a main character. Upon seeing the movie, however, I fully understand why. I relate his character to the cop-out appearance of Steven Seagal in "Executive Decision." For those familiar with that film, you know far too well the outrage you can expect in "Stealth."

At its core, "Stealth" is a very visually intensive movie. CGI aplenty, many of the dog-fighting sequences are so blatantly unrealistic that the illusion of reality zooms away faster than your enjoyment of them. This is "Top Gun" for the "Fast and the Furious" generation (Josh Lucas does look uncannily similar to a young Tom Cruise...)--filled with scene-stopping, unnecessary 'bullet-time' effects and music video-like editing. There are a select few moments of eye candy--a rather large, well-shot explosion being one of them--but the overabundance of computer generated images reduces the quality, drastically.

"Stealth" is a summer action film, no better, and no worse. While enjoyable at times, I don't recommend it to anyone looking for a meaningful, or fulfilling experience. If, however, you're looking for a place to sit in air conditioning and eat popcorn for an hour and fifty minutes, then, by all means, "Stealth" is for you. For the rest of us, let it slip under the radar until it's released on DVD--most likely sometime in the near future.

Rating: 2/5

~Khyron, 2005

When Coast to Coast AM doesn't keep my interest, or when static prevents me listening, I will turn on the television in search of entertainment. At 3 AM, the only programming options are infomercials and news rebroadcasts. However, every so often, I am gifted with a late-night matinee of some of the worst direct-to-video movies that the station could afford. Here is one such example:

"US Seals II: The Ultimate Force" - Directed by Isaac Florentine (2001)

When the movie began, I was glad to see that they were playing an action film, as opposed to the romantic/dramas that are usually aired in the early-morning time slot. With the title "US Seals II: The Ultimate Force," I was expecting an overly-patriotic, pro-war film with hundreds of faceless enemies being slain by an elite team of ultimate badasses--boy was I wrong. Despite the name, "US Seals II" has surprisingly few Navy Seals in it. In fact, of the two they show (yeah, that's right...two), one is the movie's maniacal antagonist.

A plot with this many holes is dangerous. A rogue Navy Seal, Ratliff (Damian Chapa) kidnaps a renowned nuclear physicist. She is taken to an island that was formally used by the Russian military for hydrogen bomb testing--which, for some reason, left the surrounding atmosphere with a dangerously high amount of methane gas. Because a single spark could destroy the entire island, the rescue mission is lead by kung-fu trained, former Navy Seal, Casey (Michael Worth). He assembles a team consisting of a knife expert, and chain-swinging expert, and a guy that uses an acid-shooting paintball gun. Together, they kick heads and clash swords (despite the risk of creating a spark) to save the free world from nuclear attack.

Far from the action film I was expecting, "US Seals II" (despite its original intentions) would be best described as a comedy. The dialogue and acting are so poor and cheesy, one cannot help but chuckle. The opening fight sequence, alone, is comic genius. It consists of a confusing gunfight with unnecessary back-flipping and a rocket launcher that appears out of nowhere.

It felt like director Isaac Florentine was trying to emulate classic kung-fu movies--that, or make fun of them; it's hard to tell. Every time someone moves their head or swings an arm, they play this annoying whooshing noise. And, as I stated above, this movie has a deplorably large amount of unnecessary acrobatics. Characters will choose to perform a triple front-flip to clear a low-lying obstacle, as opposed to the obvious, stepping over it, approach.

If you can enjoy truly bad cinema, or are some kind of sadist that prefers not to have a good time, then "US Seals II: The Ultimate Force" is for you. However, I'm sure you will be hard-pressed to even find this movie. Don't be outraged if your local movie rental store doesn't have it--because, quite frankly, I wouldn't blame them.

Rating: 1/5

If you must see "US Seals II," it is available at Amazon.com (Here).

When you purchase a game on a console (such as the PS2), you get what you pay for. $50 will get you a game with a story to complete and a few items to unlock. However, upon finishing said title, there's little else you can do with it. That is why I prefer the prospect of PC games.

You see, because of the technology involved, PC games can be decoded, studied, and edited--thus creating what gamers refer to as a 'mod'. From time to time, bored after hours of repetitive gameplay, I seek out these mods for testing.

Here is an example, in a new segment I will call, Mod Spotlight.

"Killing Floor" - Total conversion for "Unreal Tournament 2004" (Required for play)
Release Date: TBA (Demo available)
Website: http://killingfloor.filefrontier.com/index.html
Download: http://files.filefront.com/KFDemozip/;3843674;/fileinfo.html (free subscription required)

If you've ever wanted to know what it feels like to be a marine, surrounded by flesh-eating zombies, in a dank, gothic building, then "Killing Floor" is for you. Armed with an assortment of weapons (including dual, 9mm handguns, machine guns, and even a rocket launcher), you and your teammates must hold-off infinite waves of grisly attackers.

In the demo, only single player, off-line play is available. In this mode, you are teamed with 2 computer-controlled teammates. Almost immediately, waves of zombies begin to charge your position. You shoot, flee, and make use of explosive barrels that line the hallways (to cool effect, I might add)--all in an attempt to survive for the next wave of enemies.

The gameplay is fast, exciting and frightening. By creating a barricade of movable objects, such as tables, cabinets, and the like, you can recreate a perfect 'last-stand' fantasy ( I personally chose the scene from "Aliens," in which Bill Paxton spews out as much trash talk as ammunition). As fun as this may sound, however, it gets increasingly less interesting when you realize that, no-matter how heroic you may be, they will just keep coming. The enemies are infinite, and there is no 'wining', per say. Therefore, the yet to be seen on-line play will be crucial to this mod's success.

If you're familiar with moding games, then the installation may be a tad tricky--as it is a bit different than normal. If you desire to play "Killing Floor," make sure your "Unreal Tournament 2004" is updated with the latest patch (available here). For detailed installation instructions, refer to this post on the Killing Floor message board.

If you want to spice up your Unreal Tournament gameplay with a little survival-horror, the "Killing Floor" demo will provide you with some free thrills. It is yet to be known how the on-line portion plays, but if the excitement equals that of the single-player, "Killing Floor" looks to be a promising mod.

Look for the full review when the mod is released, sometime in the near future.

Wednesday has come again, signaling the return of that most infamous of paranormal reviews many call, Ghost Files. This is a very special edition, as the ‘Files will now be expanding to cover all aspects of the paranormal. No longer will you be subjected to ghost stories, alone—now you can expect all varieties of topics, including UFO-logy, crypto-zoology, conspiracy, and much more. But fear not, spook-fans, there will still be plenty of ghostly material to quench your thirst.

This week, I present to you an in-depth article on recent Coast to Coast AM guest, Thomas Biscardi,� and his 24/7 Bigfoot cam. Plus, I’ve got a possible real-life dragon photo and an article on a certain celebrity family’s adventures with the Ouija Board.

Sit back, and enjoy—Ghost Files cometh… [Full Article]

Week 4 - August 5

Winner: Battlestar Galactica ("Resistance")

All of the stops have been officially pulled as, in an exemplary show of great entertainment, all three Sci-Fi Friday shows were in top form. Rivaling last week's "Atlantis"-"Galactica" toss-up, this week featured a near three-way tie--that is until the last 15 minutes of "Battlestar Galactica." As with last week, it was its dramatic conclusion that put "Galactica" on top.

In episode 2.4 ("Resistance"), the focus starts on the decline of Colonel Tigh's leadership ability. In the wake of the near-fatal shooting of his emotional mentor (Commander Adama - Edward James Olmos), Tigh has regressed to an alcoholic, and begins taking advice from his manipulative wife. His having declared martial law sent a shockwave of discourse throughout the fleet--prompting the need for armed Marines to ensure transports continue to supply the Galactica. Meanwhile, President Roslin and crew sneak off the ship, determined to continue their religious quest.

One would think that with so many simultaneous plot lines, "Battlestar Galactica" would be over complicated. However, the writing on this show is so good and the transitions so well-timed that, by the end of each episode, you're left with not only a feeling of completion, but one eagerness to watch next week's episode. I think this is where "Galactica" is superior to the "Stargate" franchises. "Sg-1" and "Atlantis" are very entertaining, but their linearity and simplicity keep them from reaching the higher-level of science fiction as "Galactica."

Notable Scene: Another (however, less dramatic) assassination aboard the Galactica. I guess Specialist Cally isn't as timid as she looks.

Going into week 5, its "Battlestar"'s Showdown to lose. Of all three promotional trailers, it looks to be the strongest, yet again. We'll have to see what the addition of Ronan Dex (Jason Momoa) will do to "Atlantis." As far as "Sg-1" goes, this season is turning into one of mediocrity. I'm hoping once the Sg-1 team is assembled, the show can find its niche, again.

Standings:

"Stargate Sg-1": 0
"Stargate Atlantis": 1
"Battlestar Galactica": 3

"Battlefield 2" (VG) - Electronic Arts, DICE Rated T (Teen)

All is fair in love, war, and "Battlefield 2". A follow-up to the popular "Battlefield 1942," "Battlefield 2" puts you in a fictitious near-future in which the US is at odds with China and the Middle East (ok, maybe not so fictitious). Players duke it out across a variety of locales--ranging from dusty deserts, to boggy marshes, to confined cityscapes. Jets, attack helicopters, tanks, and all manner of war-machines are at your disposal.

As opposed to "Battlefield 1942," "Battlefield 2" places a large emphasis on coordination and teamwork. After joining a multiplayer server, you have the option of joining or creating a squad. One member acts as the squad leader, capable of delivering orders to his squad members via an interactive map and built-in voice commands. The squad leader than serves under the battlefield commander--an elected player with the power to initiate satellite scans, drop supplies, and order devastating artillery bombardments. This command structure is bolstered by built-in VoIP technology, allowing voice communication with microphones.

All of this may seem a bit confusing, and it is. The multitasking required simulates the chaos of war, creating a fast-paced and exhilarating experience.

Competition and dirty tactics are not only encouraged, they are rewarded. By creating a screen name, your multiplayer experience is recorded--allowing you to track your kills, deaths, and skill at the various battlefield roles. You are also given a series of rankings, telling you just how good you are compared to the rest of the world.

You'll notice that the bulk of this review focuses on the on-line aspect. Although single player is available, the experience is nowhere near as entertaining. The computer-controlled opponents, although an improvement over "Battlefield 1942," won't provide the challenge of a human player.

Graphics wise, this game is phenomenal. Character models and maps are diverse, smooth, and realistic. These graphics, however, come at a high price. This game will only run good on above average computers. You may need to upgrade your graphics card or RAM (1GB is ideal) in order to play at full effect. And, because most of the game is played on-line, a high-speed, broadband connection will be necessary.

"Battlefield 2" is a high-octane and thrilling experience, sure to keep you glued to your keyboard and mouse for hours. With the ability to gain ranks and unlock new weapons, and with many different tactics for which to wage war, the lasting appeal will keep "Battlefield 2" interesting for a long time.

Rating: 5/5

As many of you know, I have been experimenting with the claim that by placing the number 8 in your wallet, it will grant you riches. In the first 8 hours, I found a whopping $0.23. Now, nearly 2 weeks later, I'm afraid the total now stands at a measly $.024. Yeah, that's right. In almost 2 weeks time, I have been gifted with 1 penny.

After a spree of recent purchases, my wallet is now empty, save for the Post-it note inscribed with the number 8. Although not satisfied with the results, I will continue to keep the 8--ever hopeful of the powers of numerology.

That's right, Alex Jones--the bulldog, himself--has returned to the air-waves via Coast to Coast AM. That's three full hours of the determined film-maker growling about the New World Order, CFR, and all things conspiratorial.

I will start by prefacing that Jones ranks amongst my most anticipated guests on C2CAM. Ever since his first appearance with George Noory, I have been hooked by his in-your-face reporting and give 'em hell attitude. A proud member of Streamlink, the only shows I continue to download are those with Jones. Likewise, his websites, Infowars.com and PrisonPlanet.com, have been permanently added to my Internet bookmarks. I find myself checking them often to keep current on the activities of the NWO.

Tuesday's show was built up as an overview of conspiracy--a means to share insight as to why people are inclined to believe them. This is a change from Jones' recent 'Round-Table' appearances. When I read this description, however, I was skeptical as to how long that would remain interesting. The answer? For about the first 30 minutes.

It didn't take long before Jones started bringing up the London bombings, the Brazilian that was killed by London police, and the final goals of the Neo-Cons. This wasn't necessarily a bad thing, but it was all a rehashing for those that listened to his past appearances or read Infowars.com.

The strangest part of the show had to have been when Richard C. Hoagland made a surprise Bazillionth appearance for the last 30 minutes. Apparently there's a new 'Richard C. Hotline' set up just for him. Again, not necessarily a bad thing, but--as with Jones--nothing Hoagland said was shocking. For those that listened, did anyone sense a bit of insincerity from Jones after Hoagland's butting-in?

For more information on Jones, his sites are Infowars.com and PrisonPlanet.com. Many of his films (or portions of them) are available there, free of charge.

Creaking doors and shadowy figures abound, Ghost Files returns for another installment of the best paranormal content on the Web.

This week I’ve got yet another prognosticator foreshadowing doom for the near future and another sign from above foreshadowing hope. Plus, I’ve got the link to one of the more interesting and useful paranormal resources on the web.

Pack your bags, we’re going to Ghost Files…

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Due to the overwhelming success of Khyron's Corner, I have decided to expand and go big-time by purchasing the domain name, Khyron.Net.

Changes:

You will notice a new 'Resources' section on the right column. There you can find...

Ratings Explained - An explanation of Khyron's 5-Point Rating System
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Week 3 - July 29

Winner: Battlestar Galactica ("Fragged")

It was a rather close call, this week. "Stargate Sg-1" had a great, consistent episode that revealed the new threat facing the galaxy. This new religious crusade enemy is a great addition, and sufficiently different than the G'ould and Replicators. However, it was its climax that put "Battlestar Galactica" on top. The final 15 minutes were so well-crafted and acted, it more than made up for the episode's average start. The resolution to the stranded on Kobol plot-line couldn't have been handled better.

I cannot stress just how great "Battlestar Galactica" is. It is working on a whole other level than most television shows, and it will require a fair amount of effort if the "Stargate" franchises are to catch up.

Notable Scene: The tense moments when Specialist Cally refuses to obey orders, prompting Gaius Baltar to 'become a man.'

Standings:

Stargate Sg-1: 0
Stargate Atlantis: 1
Battlestar Galactica: 2

As some of you may know, the Sci-Fi channel's 'Sci-Fi Friday' line-up has me brimming with joy. Back-to-back, brand new episodes of "Stargate Sg-1," "Stargate Atlantis," and "Battlestar Galactica" comprise the three greatest, consecutive hours on television.

I am proud to introduce to you, "Khyron's Sci-Fi Showdown." Every Saturday, I will be decide which of the three episodes, played the night before, was the best. At the end of the season, I will then declare the Friday Night Champion--the king among kings of the Sci-fi world.

So far, there have been 2 episodes for each show. Therefore, it is necessary for me to backtrack and declare my favorite for week 1 and 2.

Week 1 (Season Premiers) - July 15

Winner: Battlestar Galactica ("Scattered")

Of all the season finales I have witnessed, the end to Battlestar Galactica season 1 was by far the most shocking. The surprise ending left me in such a state of shock that the prospect of waiting for a new season seemed impossible. The season 2 premier had big shoes to fill, and although less shocking, it made up for it in pure emotion and acting prowess. Noted performances include Jamie Bamber (Lee Adama), and Michael Hogan (Col. Tigh). If the rest of the episodes are even half as good as the premier, Battlestar Galactica is shaping out to be my favorite sci-fi show, ever.

notable Scene: Lee Adama's emotional breakdown in his prison cell.

Week 2 - July 22

Winner: Stargate Atlantis ("Intruder")

If required to put them in order, I would rank "Stargate Atlantis" as the weakest of last seasons Sci-Fi Friday. Not that it was bad--far from it--but when compared to veteran "Sg-1" and the explosive "Galactica" episodes, season 1 of "Atlantis" didn't quite match up. Determined not to fall behind, "Atlantis" is back, and better than ever. In episode 2.1, a Wraith computer virus threatens to destroy the Daedalus. The premise, action, complications, and acting all made for a very memorable episode.

notable Scene: Sheppard and Hermoid exchange uneasy expressions. Sheppard asks if the alien should be naked, to which Hermoid mutters something under his breath.

Standings:

Stargate Sg-1: 0
Stargate Atlantis: 1
Battlestar Galactica: 1

"The Island" - Directed by Michael Bay

Of all the directors that I revere, I cannot honestly say Michael Bay is one of them. My opinion about him is varied--while I enjoyed "The Rock" (mainly because it has my favorite actor, Michael Biehn), his disaster epic, "Armageddon," gets worse each time I watch it (which, unfortunately, is quite often, considering they play it constantly on cable).

"The Island" has officially changed my view of Bay. It is stylish, imaginative, and one of the best science fiction films of the millennium, thus far.

Under the impression the world has been contaminated with disease, quarantined humans live controlled lives of structure and routine. They are given hope through a lottery, that when won, grants the recipient a one-way pass to a tropical paradise--known only as 'The Island'. Lincoln Six Echo (Ewan McGregor), and his best friend, Jordan Two Delta (Scarlet Johansson) escape their confines only to discover the world is not as it seems.

The look and feel of "The Island" has an unmistakable Bay quality. There are a lot of close-up shots, interesting uses of color, and well placed, slow motion sequences to increase the drama for certain scenes. And, I must say, these fit perfectly for the for this kind of story. Likewise, the musical score is fittingly epic--heartfelt, at times, heart pumping, at others.

The acting is acceptable, especially by the leading duo of McGregor and Johansson. My only quarrel lies with Steve Buscemi, whose portrayal of a helpful (if not sleazy) technician is often over-acted.

In summation, Michael Bay's, "The Island," is an enjoyable science fiction thriller with a great style, an equally stylish cast, and plenty of quality action sequences--sure to keep you at the edge of your seat. For fans of totalitarian, Orwellian fiction, "The Island" should not be missed.

Rating: 4/5

"The Devil's Rejects" - 2005, Directed by Rob Zombie

The movie going experience is one of delight and entertainment. You get to leave the house for a couple of hours, eat some rather delicious (if not overly expensive) popped corn, and lose yourself in a fictitious world. What was delightful and entertaining about "The Devil's Rejects?" Not much.

After a failed police raid on a decaying farm house, the inhabitants--responsible for over 75 murders--take flight and hit the road. Sheriff Wydell (William Forsythe), hungry for vengeance, gives chase. With three sociopaths on the loose in a dusty, degenerate desert, innocent bystanders find themselves in a hell on Earth.

What more can be said about a movie that the title, "The Devil's Rejects," doesn't already tell? Hands down, this is one of the sickest, most depraved, and down-right brutal films ever made. Name any deplorable or negative aspect of humanity and you can expect to see it in "Rejects." Rape, murder, torture, vengeance, prostitution, vulgarity, drug abuse, bestiality...just a few examples of the sensitive material you can expect.

Rob Zombie, a veteran of the music video world, has obviously put a lot of thought into the style of this movie. He uses a variety of techniques, including freeze frames, blurred or slow motion, and several musical montages. I felt these montages were the film's greatest strength, and brought some welcome release from the tense moments that precede them.

The acting in "The Devils Rejects" is fine, as is the direction--however, character development and plot take a back seat to finding new situations and locations to show more violence and nudity. Of the cast, Sid Haig (Captain Spaulding) and Bill Moseley (Otis) give stand-out performances as killers without conscience. You'll quickly forget that they are actors and see them only as the dregs their characters represent.

For fans of 70's exploitation cinema, "The Devil's Rejects" will be a welcome change from the multitude of ghostly, Japanese horror remakes. Those looking for entertainment, however, may find themselves cringing through most of it. Granted, there are some comical lines, however the humor is quickly lost after you realize the situation and context of the joke.

Rating: 3/5

Lock your doors and turn-off the lights—Khyron has returned for another installment of his tomb of forbidden knowledge that some scholars now recognize as, Ghost Files.

This week, I present to you a completely bizarre story of freaky bananas and unexplained death, as well as an example of the use of modern technology to capture miracles in progress. Plus! Hot off the heels of their appearance on Coast to Coast AM, I give my $.02 on paranormal investigators, Jason Hawes and Grant Wilson.

Fasten your seatbelts and make sure all trays are in their upright and locked position; we’re preparing our descent into Ghost Files.

Full article posted at BinnallofAmerica.com

Well, I kept the number 8 in my pocket for nearly 8 hours today (it seemed the right amount of time). The result? I came home, $0.23 richer. That's right, folks, I found 2 dimes and 3 pennies sitting on a table--that, and I had some free doughnut-holes in the break room.

My conclusion is that, while I'm not completely satisfied by the results, the fact I actually found money prevents me from completely debunking the number 8 claim.

Now I must decide what to spend my $0.23 on...I'll try not to blow it all at once.

Propagated by Glynis "Numbers Lady" McCants, rumor has it that by placing the number 8 in your wallet, you will be gifted with monetary fortune. Always willing to make a few bucks, I will be testing this rumor, myself.

I have placed a Post-it note with the number 8 in my empty wallet.

Will Khyron be gifted with riches? Or will he fall victim to the dangers of numerology? Check back to find out.

Saturday, July 16, marked the triumphant return of host Ian Punnett, to Coast to Coast AM. Yes, boys and girls, 'Bible-Boy' is back and ready to go. Like him, or lump him, get ready to be hearing a lot more from Ian--who will be taking command of Saturdays from the thrice (or was it more?) retired (or...half retired?) Art Bell. You can get the low-down over at BinnallofAmerica.com

Personally, I couldn't be more thrilled. I am an Ian Punnett fan, and I'm not afraid to admit it. Perhaps it's his chipper, enthusiastic demeanor or friendly, "Thanks for callin' and God bless ya," attitude, but he's just an easy guy to listen to. And, as he proved while talking to Howard Bloom, Ian's a pretty sharp fella, too.

Interesting side story (well, not so much interesting as it is short), but Ian actually appeared at my work, promoting his new show at the time. That makes this, at under a mile, the closest I have ever been to a Coast to Coast AM related person. In fact, he broadcasts from the AM 1500 KSTP booth, in St. Paul, MN--not but 20 minutes from my house. Wowsers!

This being said, however, George Noory is, without question, the Man. To put it simply, George Noory rules. I couldn't even imagine if Punnett tried to interview Alex Jones, Richard Hoagland, or one of the many prognosticators that Noory handles so appropriately.

I like to put it this way. George Noory is sugar, and Ian Punnett is salt. Too much of one, and you get sick of it. But, put them together, you get chocolate-covered pretzels. Delicious, I know.

"But what are Art Bell and Hilly Rose, in your above analogy?" some may ask. Hilly is the cold drink at your side, while Art was the satisfying meal you ate before.

Friday night has officially been taken over by the Sci-Fi channel. They are kicking out all the stops by airing new episodes of their three hit shows, Stargate Sg-1, Stargate Atlantis, and Battlestar Galactica. And, I must say, I have been completely blown away. These 3 shows comprise the 3 greatest, consecutive hours of television, ever.

Stargate Sg-1:

This is one of the few shows that I can honestly say that I have watched since the beginning. And, going into it's 9th season, it's as good as ever. So far, the season premier has me wanting more. The comedy (which is the core of Sg-1's success) is as funny as ever.

There are a few notable changes to the original cast: a lesser role for Richard Dean Anderson (Gen. Jack O'Neill), Christopher Judge (Teal'C) has a new dew, and Michael Shanks (Daniel Jackson) has grown some facial hair. The largest change, however, is the addition of 3 new actors to the show. Ben Browder and Claudia Black (of Farscape fame), as well as noted actor Beau Bridges. And, while I can't say I'm a Farscape fan (not that I don't like it, but I just never watched it), Browder and Black are excellent additions--sure to give Sg-1 enough energy for seasons to come. Likewise, Bridges is a fine replacement for base commander--not Don S. Davis good, but he will fit in just fine.

Stargate Atlantis:

The first season of Atlantis was sort of hit-and-miss. There were some great episodes (those with the Genei, mostly), but others seemed lacking when compared to the explosive Sg-1 episodes that aired before them. But, as was the case with Sg-1, the first season is often the hardest as cast and crew are finding their places.

I must say, they have found their places quite nicely. The season 2 premier was fantastic, and immediately quelled any doubt I had for this spin-off. The combat was intense, especially when in space. Mitch Pileggi (of X-files fame) having joined the cast was a great move. In line with Sg-1, the show's creators are attempting to build success with seasoned sci-fi actors, and, in line with Sg-1, it works.

What I think really sets Atlantis apart from Sg-1 are the space battles. The scenes in which the Daedalus is fighting with the Wraith hive ships are great. The Asguard (think the Greys) on board makes an excellent bit of comic relief. Here's hoping the Daedalus doesn't venture back to Earth--as this is a great contribution to the show.

Battlestar Galactica:

What else can be said about Battlestar Galactica? This is the best show on television...period. The characters, the acting, the cinematography, the special effects--they are all the best I have ever seen in a television show. Unlike Stargate Atlantis, this was a hit from the very beginning. And the ending of the first season...Wow! Never before have I been so shocked by an episode of television.

The season 2 premier has shown that the first season's success was not a fluke. This show is so brutal, intense, and emotional that I became completely entranced in it. With the premier, it has proven yet again to be a jack of all trades (in that it can represent almost all genres) by showing some rather graphic scenes of warfare. The struggle of the survivors on Kobal is enough for an entire season...but they don't stop there! We also get Gaius' excellently directed fantasies, as well as the politics involved in the colonial fleet. And, as if this show wasn't good enough, it also features some of the best looking, well scripted space-combat sequences I have ever seen.

In summary, if you must have a Friday night social life (though I don't know why you would with television like this), plan your night around Battlestar Galactica. It simply cannot be missed.

Hello. My name is Khyron, and I'm addicted to MMORPG's...

It was a sad day on Friday when, after almost a full 6 months, I finally called to cancel my Matrix Online subscription. I look back, now, at all that I accomplished in that time...And, unfortunately, I didn't really accomplish anything.

As is the case in so-called MMORPG's, you spend hour after hour running archetypical missions and fighting the same low-level enemy for hours on end. And for what? Just so your virtual persona can be stronger then everyone else's and to be able to supposedly influence the game with your 1337 skills. This being said, however, the allure of the MMO has brought me back, time and time again (Star Wars Galaxies, Final Fantasy XI, Everquest II, City of Heroes, Guild Wars, and Matrix Online...Just to name a few).

This time, things are going to be different. I have made a mid-year resolution to avoid MMORPG's at all costs, with the only exceptions being a 'Warhammer' or 'Shadowrun' game.

"But what are you going to do to pass the time, Khyron?" you may ask. The answer is simple, hunt down and install the most illusive of PC games...a single-player RPG (and I'm not talking about those hack-and-slash D&D clones that are dime a dozen, nowadays)--I want a deep, rewarding playing experience that will weave an interesting story that, unlike MMORPG's, has a fitting and satisfactory ending.

My solution? Deus Ex.

The term Role Playing Game conjures images of knights, mages, monks, and priests. Deus Ex, on the other hand, is a straight-up, street smart, cyber-punk blend of high technology, international espionage, and global conspiracy. This game is so jam-packed with Illuminati and MJ12 material, that Alex Jones would most certainly pop a vein. I'm surprised that, despite this game having everything I like in a science fiction story, I am only now playing it--a good 5 years after its release.

And, the best thing about Deus Ex (or any non-MMO game), I play it on my terms and at my leisure. The monthly fee for online RPG's gives you a sense of urgency and a need to continue playing--otherwise, why did you just dish out $15, this month? With Deus Ex, I paid $9.95 to download it instantly off of a rather useful service (direct2drive.com). Now, if I choose to pursue my interest in the equally excellent Battlefield 2, I can easily return to Deus Ex without finding my guild is now twice my level (a common occurrence whenever I put MxO on hold).

Goodbye Matrix...Hello playing games for fun, again!

Ghost Files - July 20, 2005

Welcome back, faithful readers, to another installment of paranormal
review that I prefer to call, Ghost Files.

I trust my absence wasn't too much of a strain on your emotional
health. But fear not, I have come to quench your thirst for the best
ghostly material the internet has to offer. This week, I present an
example of psychology over paranormal and a rather strange tale of
Bali spiritualism. Plus, a Kenyan principal has found a solution to
disobedient children, everywhere.

Brace yourself, Ghost Files cometh.

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“Land of the Dead� - 2005, Directed by George A. Romero

For twenty years, the cult-like legions of George Romero fans have been waiting patiently for another installment in his signature “Dead� series. Two poor imitations (“Resident Evil� + sequel), a remake (“Dawn of the Dead� ’04), and a fantastic homage (“Shaun of the Dead�) later, George has finally received the funding for what has been built up as, “His Ultimate Zombie Masterpiece.�

The big question then becomes: Is this Romero’s ultimate masterpiece? In a word—no, this is not the be-all, end-all of zombie movies. Has the aging George Romero lost his touch on the zombie genre? Also, in a word, no, he hasn’t.

In the truest and most sincere sense, this is an old-school movie. Gone are the slow motion sequences, overabundance on CGI, and jittery, fast editing commonplace in the cinema of today. What we get instead are carefully planned shots that are given focus for longer than a few seconds. It was good to see that, in the age of MTV-style editing, there is still a director that doesn’t feel the need for hyperactivity.

In the previous films in the series, their strong points have always been a small, developed cast of unknown--yet not unskilled-- actors. While not unknown, the cast for “Land� is filled mostly by lesser (in the sense that they aren’t widely utilized) actors. As is the case in the original trilogy, this is a welcome and contributing factor to the film. Whether or not the characters are as relatable as in the other films is sort of hit and miss.

However enjoyable, and probably one of the best horror movies in the last 10 years, period, I simply don’t think this has the lasting appeal and built-in social commentary that keeps the original three “Dead� films popular, to this day. There are some often overly obvious references to post 9/11 rhetoric, and some similarities to the political climate of the world, but I didn’t feel these satires were as well scripted or delivered in “Land.� It was just too obvious! Another great downside is the lack of a memorable score. I still find myself humming the terrific “Dawn of the Dead� mall music, but, for the life of me, I cannot recall one piece of theme music from “Land.�

In summary, this is a slightly flawed, however delightfully enjoyable piece of zombie horror. If you’re a zombie or Romero fan, don’t miss this one. And hey, who knows? Maybe “Land,� like “Day of the Dead,� just needs 20 years for its greatness to be fully realized.

Rating: 4/5

~ Khyron, 2005

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