Wednesday, February 28, 2007

K-Files Movie Loft - Dan Aykroyd Unplugged on UFOs


Welcome everyone to the first installment of the brand-new K-Files Movie Loft column. Over the coming weeks, when available, I will be presenting to you full page reviews of the finest (and potentially not so finest) paranormal documentaries on the market.

For fans of the original weekly editorials, fear not, as they are certainly not going away. But also, you can rest assured that the Movie Loft will have that signature Khyron style that you've come to expect from the K-Files.

So, without further adieu, sit back and enjoy the premier!

Lights! Curtains! ...

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Of all the people to get unplugged on the subject of unidentified flying objects, Dan Aykroyd was someone definitely not on my list. But as it turns out, the revered comedian, known most notably for his run on Saturday Night Live and for co-staring in the Ghostbusters films, is actually quite the scholar when it comes to UFOs.

In 2001, UFOlogist David Sereda sat down with Aykroyd and interviewed him on topics ranging from the Phoenix Lights and alien abduction to the possibilities of traveling through time and other dimensions. Apparently Sereda thought it an interesting enough interview, as here we are with the feature-length documentary, Dan Aykroyd Unplugged on UFOs.

Ultimately, the title does not lie. The majority of the film focuses around an intimidating, cigarette-smoking Aykroyd speaking his mind on a subject he obviously thinks highly of and is quite knowledgeable in. The camerawork in these scenes is primarily an extreme close-up on Aykroyd's face. With minimal editing involved, you really get to see as well as hear Aykroyd responses to Sereda's questions. It also creates a very personalized experience, feeling as if you're sitting right there in the room with them. In this regard, the film's production and editing is spot-on.

Full Review.

Monday, February 26, 2007

Review: Dirty Hands


Review: Battlestar Galactica - Dirty Hands
Written by Anne Cofell and Jane Espenson

Now that is what I am talking about. After gods know how many one-off 'filler' episodes, Gaius Baltar finally returns in the flesh to a main storyline on Battlestar Galactica. Yup, it looked like things were finally starting to get rolling again. But then tragedy hit...

In episode 3.16, Dirty Hands, Chief Tyrol (Aaron Douglas) finds himself torn between a growing class war between the officer elite and common workers of the fleet. Stoking the flames is the imprisoned Gaius Baltar (James Callis) who is compiling a sort of communist manifesto from his jail cell. Meanwhile, background character Seelix (Jen Halley) is trying to get into flight training.

Bravo, Mr. Callis, bravo. I don't want to sound like some rabid, gushing fan, but I tip my hat to any actor that can make an otherwise useless episode excellent simply by appearing in it for only a few minutes. His little monologue about the hardships of being born to a poor farming family and working his way to the top of high-society on Caprica was riveting with a capital 'R'. I didn't think it possible, but I think my respect for Callis' performance as Gaius has actually grown after Dirty Hands.

It's just too bad the rest of the episode nearly fell apart.

It started strong and the class warfare story arch was as great as it was topical. In top form, the plot continued the show's usually powerful look at current social problems and made for intelligent and gripping television. But wow...that ending totally blew.

I've never really had a problem with Battlestar endings until now. About as far from the 'reset button' endings of say Star Trek the Next Generation, BSG has kept a flowing narrative that avoids the status quo at all costs. It's just too bad that it didn't keep that up with Dirty Hands. It seemed that just as the class struggle was about to reach a climatic (and violent) peak, Tyrol all of a sudden gets invited to a one-on-one chat with the President who far too easily solves everyone's problems. Then Seelix gets her wings from a tacked-on Starbuck appearance and everyone gets to smile and have a bit of tea.

Lame.

Worth it for James Callis' brief appearance, Dirty Hands unfortunately takes the cake as the worst ended episode of Battlestar to date. If only problems were that easy to solve in the real world.

Rating: 7.5 / 10 "Did you say 'the book'?"


Wednesday, February 21, 2007

The K-Files - 02.21.07


Spiritualist Ufologists~

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Ufology just doesn't feel like it used to. It seems like it has been far too long since we've had a quality event like the Phoenix Lights to unite the splintered UFO community. Heck, even a massive hoax that everyone could get together to bash would be nice. But it appears to me that Ufology has moved on to a new stage. From where I'm sitting, it looks that the field is being broken up into three pretty distinct and ever specialized groups: the skeptics, the scientists, and what I like to call the spiritualists.

The first two groups--the skeptics and the scientists--have pretty much been with Ufology since inception. They are the Seth Shostaks and Stanton Friedmans of the world. The former, although not necessarily denouncing the existence of aliens somewhere in the universe, are usually the first to poke holes in eyewitness reports and shoddy photographic evidence. Whereas the latter firmly believe that we are being visited by extraterrestrials on a regular basis and focus much of their work on proving their existence scientifically.

Then there is the third group, the spiritualists. Still firm believers in the existence of alien visitors, they take an altogether different approach than the scientists. Focusing instead on the metaphysical aspects of extraterrestrial contact, they are the product of a melding between mainstream Ufology and the new-age lifestyle.

Although the new-age movement has had a link to the UFO community for some time now, serious researches in this area of the field have, until recently, been classified along with the tinfoil-hat nutcases so often used to discredit Ufology. The crazies of the crazy, as it were. But because of the recent lack of major UFO events to be studied, classified, or debunked, the scientists and skeptics have little else to do but argue their talking points in an attempt to receive more funding. Spiritualist Ufologists, on the other hand, seem to always have something out there to keep themselves occupied.

For a good example of this kind of spiritualist Ufologist, look no further than Art Bell's Saturday, February 17th interview with James Gilliland on Coast to Coast AM. James, who heads up the website ECETI.org (which stands for Enlightened Contact with ExtraTerrestrial Intelligence), is one of many that combine UFOs and some kind message about spiritual enlightenment or awakening. Instead of being hung up on the nuts and bolts science of interstellar space travel and how these beings are making it to Earth--like say Dr. Michio Kaku--Gilliland and those like him focus instead on the why of alien visitation.

As usual, Art Bell was able to articulate my thoughts on this aspect of Ufology pretty clearly. After hearing James Gilliland lay out his case for a connection between UFO sightings and the intent of the witnesses, Art flat-out said that it sounded like a lot like "new-age blabber." But yet, as Art would later go on to admit, there does seems to be something to this.

To test this spiritualist theory, Mr. Bell performed another one his famous mass-consciousness experiments in the last hour of his Coast to Coast AM broadcast. Inviting his listeners to think happy thoughts and send out some good vibes into the galaxy, the goal was to get a mass UFO sighting to occur. The next night, Art announced that he was in fact hit with a wave of emails from listeners claiming to have seen a UFO after the experiment. I can only assume that a portion of those weren't legit, and coming from people either seeking some attention or mistaking any number of natural or man-made phenomena in the excitement of the moment, but I'm still very interested to see how this experiment pans out.

Although I may not buy into everything these spiritualists are selling, I'm not opposed to the idea that extraterrestrials are as advanced spiritually as they are technologically and may be trying to make contact using some sort of metaphysical means. Though I did check out my window several times that night and saw a whole lotta nothing.

Maybe I just wasn't trying hard enough...

But in any case, I'm glad to see that the spiritual aspect of Ufology is gaining in popularity and acceptance. If nothing else, maybe it will provide the shot in the arm that Ufology needs to really get going again.

~Khyron, 2007

*** And be sure to check in next week for a very special surprise when Khyron goes to the movies. Thanks for reading.

Monday, February 19, 2007

Review: A Day in the Life


Review: A Day in the Life
Written by Mark Verheiden

Why must they torture us so? Holding Gaius Baltar's trial over our heads for at least another week, we were again presented with a character driven one-off story. But when that main character is played by Edward James Olmos, I guess I can take it.

In episode 3.15, season 3.5 reaches its half-way mark with A Day in the Life. Following Admiral Adama (Edward Olmos) as he suffers through his wedding anniversary, we get a look into what goes through the old man's head. Meanwhile, Tyrol and Cally find themselves in a sticky situation--trapped in an airlock with a hole venting their precious oxygen into deep space.

So it turns out the tough-as-nails Adama isn't as strong on the inside as he appears on the outside. The patriarchal leader of the Rag-Tag Fleet, the Adama character has seen surprisingly little backstory so far. So I reckon this episode was a long time coming.

The whole wife-in-the-head bit was OK, but it seemed an odd choice. In a show in which having people in your head could mean you're a robot, I'm curious as to why this plot device was chosen. Perhaps it could mean more than they're letting on. I recall a certain Cylon saying Adama was a Cylon a few seasons back. But at the very least, I think I can understand why Lee was so pissed at his father.

The secondary plot, Tyrol and Cally getting blown out into space, was unfortunately less interesting for me. There was a time I enjoyed what little Cally screen-time we were given, but now that she's more of a main character, her underground allure has certainly diminished. The climax EVA scene was sufficiently suspenseful, however, so it wasn't a total loss.

An Adama backstory episode saved by the fact that Edward James Olmos was in the lead role, A Day in the Life felt far too much like the filler episode it was. Enough is enough, already...let's get this trial going.

Rating: 7 / 10 "I hope she was worth it, man."

Friday, February 16, 2007

Review: Pan's Labyrinth


Review: Pan's Labyrinth (2006) - Directed by Guillermo del Toro
Rated R for graphic violence and some language.

So whoever said that fairytales had to be lame inspirational stories meant only for children? Obviously someone who has never seen Guillermo del Toro's Pan's Labyrinth.

Set in the fascist-controlled Spain of the mid 1940's, Pan's Labyrinth tells the tale of timid Ofelia (Ivana Baquero) and her mother who move in to live with the ruthless Capitán Vidal (Sergi López). After wandering the grounds of her new home, Ofelia meets a strange creature who tasks her with completing various missions that will help her claim her birthright as a princess of the underworld.

At the heart of Pan's Labyrinth is the little girl Ofelia, played wonderfully by Ivana Baquero. She has a look of such pure innocence that her presence alone is enough to make any scene magical. This purity is contrasted by her stepfather, a sadistic army captain who has no quarrels brutally torturing people. Played by actor Sergi López, he does a fine job coming off as a convincing fascist monster.

Everything I had hoped M. Night Shyamalan's Lady in the Water could have been, Pan's Labyrinth is a beautiful yet tragic modern fairytale for adult audiences. Although the story itself comes off feeling more than a little cliched (there's a scene in which Ofelia is told not to eat some forbidden fruit...but guess what she does?), the imagery and emotion used to tell it more than make up for touches of unoriginality.

Come for the visuals and stay for the emotion, Pan's Labyrinth is about as good as a fantasy tale can get. Deep, powerful, and depressing as all get-out, this is one movie that you will not soon forget. And don't let the English subtitles discourage you from this fantastic foreign film. Heck, even without understanding the dialogue, Pan's Labyrinth's visuals would be enough to tell a beautiful story.

Rating: 4.5 / 5

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

The K-Files - 02.14.07


Khryon on Coast to Coast

So there I was…

As usual on a Friday night, I made my way home from work just in time to catch Coast to Coast AM’s opening Midnight Express theme. But unlike past weeks, I was particularly interested in that night’s episode.

For one, instead of George Noory’s usual open lines to look forward to, we were to be graced by the presence of Mr. Live himself, Ian Punnett. It’s a rare treat hearing Punnett host the regular show, so I was determined to tune in. And, as if that wasn’t enough, joining him for the first hour was Marvel-master Stan Lee. I’m partial to Image and DC comics myself, but a show like that is must-listen radio.

So then, there I was…

As Punnett was going through his introduction and housekeeping bits, I was busy gouging myself on a plate of low-fat cottage cheese. I really don’t like the stuff—neither taste nor texture—but beggars can’t be choosers, and I was hoping the Stan Lee interview would help take my mind off of it.

Then the bombshell hit.

A lightning bolt from out of clear skies.

About two and half minutes into the show, Ian started talking about some guy named Michael who writes a weekly column about Coast to Coast AM. He’s a sci-fi and horror fan who apparently has written some kind words about Ian. Sounded like a pretty cool dude…wait a minute…

So there I was…

Frozen in a state of pure shock, clumps of cottage cheese falling from my suspended fork, I could do nothing but stare ahead blankly at my computer monitor. I knew Ian was talking about me, but I couldn’t bring myself to fully comprehend the magnitude of it all.

By the end of the shout-out, the rest of the night seemed like a hazy blur. A massive grin pasted on my face has yet to disappear. But unfortunately I didn’t get a whole lot out of the Stan Lee interview—as I spent the hours after my mentioning giving thanks to congratulators on message boards and explaining what went down to friends. But no biggie, I’ve listened to that first hour segment at least five times already.

I may be taking this a bit far, but dang it...I’m going to ride these 15 minutes of mini-fame for as long as I can. I’m sick of being the unremarkable background character that never wins anything, and no one is going to bring me down from this high.

So let me conclude this week by giving kudos to those that deserve it the most.
First, Ian Punnett, your friendliness knows no bounds. Thanks again for the quality shout-out and the prime real-estate before the Stan Lee interview.

Secondly, to my main-man Binnall, kudos and kudos again. This was as big of a surprise as someone could ever hope for—and it’s not something that I will soon forget.

And then finally, I’d like to say thank you to all of you K-Files readers and supporters. Stay tuned in the coming weeks, because Khyron’s got a few new tricks up his sleeves.

~Khyron, 2007

Monday, February 12, 2007

Review: The Woman King


Review: The Woman King
Written by Michael Angeli

When're we gonna get to Gaius' trial? Geez.

Of all the misleading episode promos, the one for The Woman King takes the cake as one of the worst. Literally 90% of all trial related content was shown in the promo. Suffice it to say, I was more than a little surprised when the episode turned into a Helo murder-mystery instead.

In episode 3.14, The Woman King, a group of displaced Sagittarons are brought aboard the Galactica. Placed in command of their care, Helo (Tahmoh Penikett) grows suspicious of an anti-Sagitte civilian doctor who may be killing his patients. Alone against the world, Helo is forced to fight for truth, justice, and the Caprican way.

Expecting the start of Gaius Baltar's expectedly turbulent trial, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't disappointed when the episode turned into a Helo one-off piece. But that said, by the end of it, I did warm up to plot.

Helo has turned into the black sheep character of the Galactica. After getting rescued from his major plotline on Cylon-occupied Caprica, the character has wandered through a bevy of different roles. He's been it all from raptor pilot to Cylon lover and even XO of the Galactica. But now it seems he's become the show's conscience. Which is all well and good, I suppose...considering Apollo--Galactica's previous moral compass--has been sullied by hookers, infidelity, and a deathwish.

Oh, and good gods, who would have thought that Tigh could become even more of a bad-ass? His racism against the Sagittarons aside, the man knows how to take a punch. And admitting he was wrong for doubting Helo took more character than most people could dream to have.

Although it was nothing like I expected, this contemporary look at racism in space was certainly better than I thought it would be. It was nice to see Tahmoh take a leading role in an episode again, and, above all, I was glad to see the Starbuck/Apollo love-triangle kept to a background bare minimum.

Rating: 7.5 / 10


The only thing tougher than a Cylon is Colonel Tigh's jaw.


~Khyron, 2007

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

The K-Files - 02.07.07


02.07.07

Welcome to the latest installment of The K-Files. David versus Goliath, Ali versus Frazier, Coke versus Pepsi...of all the epic matchups throughout history, none may be so intense as the esoteric debate between Stanton Friedman and Seth Shostak. Although the two didn't spar off directly this past weekend, they both had a chance to voice their opinions on Coast to Coast AM.

So are these two heavyweight contenders still able to pack a punch? Or was it all just more of the same from the UFO field's most polarized members? Read on and find out.

You'd better get ready, 'cause here come The K-Files...Full Article.