The K-Files - Summer Movie Preview Part 1

It felt like it would never come, but the summer months are finally around the corner.

The warm weather and long nights are certainly nice, but what excites me most about the summer is the lineup of blockbuster action flicks being released. This summer will see an eclectic mix from the stalwart superhero adaptation to the return of a few long-lost franchises. A Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Batman, and Hulk movie all being released within a few months of each other? Yeah, I'm stoked.

In this part 1 of my Summer Movie Preview, I will break through the buzz and tell you why these movies might rock and why they might suck. To begin, titles you'll be seeing released in the coming weeks and through the July 4th weekend...Full Article.

Review: Speed Racer - Directed by the Wachowski Brothers
Rated PG for brief violence and language

For any boy that has grown up since the 1970s, Speed Racer is likely on your list of kick ass cartoons. The way it combined action/adventure spy stories with automobile racing was so outlandish that you couldn't help but be entertained by it. In this same way, the Wachowski's highly ambitious live action adaptation is undeniably cool.

True to its source, Speed Racer follows the exploits of the titular hero as he makes a name for himself in the high-stakes world of professional automobile racing. After refusing a sponsorship offer from a greedy businessman (played brilliantly by Roger Allam), Speed finds himself the target of a variety of seedy racers--ultimately driving him to ally himself with the mysterious Racer X in order to unravel a devious plot.

I have fond memories staying up late to watch Speed Racer reruns. But even with my nostalgia glasses on, the Speed Racer movie caught me completely off guard with its light heart and bold style. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that the film surpasses the original show in such a way that it makes it now seem almost unwatchably bland.

Speed Racer is unquestionably the most ambitious, risky, and unique movie the Wachowski brothers have attempted. It's avant-garde filmmaking in a genre accustomed to the status quo. With a plasticy, almost wax-like finish to the actors and sets, the brothers have created an intermediary dimension that lies somewhere between live action and animation--a dimension free from the constraints of physics, gravity, and how audiences expect a children's movie should be.

The opening sequence, for example, is an almost impossibly complex montage of jaw-dropping racing scenes and flashbacks to Speed's childhood. The editing and storyboarding required for such a sequence is so beyond anything else in the genre.

As made evident by the Matrix trilogy, the Wachowskis are admirers of Japanese animation and culture. With Speed Racer, they take this fascination to an entirely new level. At several times throughout the film, the last remaining threads of reality give way to a hyper-kinetic backdrop of flashing colors and shapes that any anime fan will recognize as a genre trademark.

Suffice it to say, Speed Racer is a visual assault that will be borderline unnerving for traditional or closed minded viewers.

Suitable for all ages, Speed Racer's campy plot combines thrilling adventure and a heartwarming look at family values. With its 135 minute runtime, it probably could have taken a few more passes through the editing process, but the brain-meltingly beautiful finale is well worth your time.

For fans of the cartoon or not, do yourself a favor and experience Speed Racer on the big screen. It's not something you will soon forget.

Rating: 4 / 5 (8/10, 80%)

Review: Iron Man - Directed by Jon Favreau
Rated PG-13 for sci-fi action.

Robert Downey Jr. as a millionaire playboy turned superhero? I could see that first part for sure, but if you told me ten years ago that Downey would be staring in a kid-friendly blockbuster, I would have scoffed. But let me say this: Whoever was in charge of casting deserves a raise.

In Iron Man, prodigal weapons manufacturer Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) is taken hostage by Afghani terrorists and forced to build them a powerful missile system. In between getting tortured, Stark finds the time to build a giant suit of titanium armour and blasts his way to safety. Returning home, he decides to start protecting the people his weapons have put in harm's way--donning a new and improved suit as Iron Man.

Compared to other superhero origins movies, Iron Man isn't all that different. It features a revenge-driven protagonist, his likable buddy, a hot love interest, and a brooding villain to beat up at the end. So what puts Iron Man ahead of Fantastic 4 and Elektra's of the world? It's all about the Downey.

With his fast mouth, witty retorts, and arrogant charm, Downey Jr.'s Tony Stark is unlike any other superhero lead out there. Sure he's a jerk, but his heart-warming charm brings a sense of likable humanity to the potentially stale Iron Man character. Even when no sign of the actor is visible under the suit, he's still easy to root for because you will genuinely grow to love the man in the box.

Special effects are such an important element to these summer blockbusters, and Iron Man will not disappoint. With Stan Winston's legendary effects team behind the miniature work and Industrial Light and Magic handling the digital effects, Iron Man is a real treat for the eye (and I'm sure all set for the Blu-ray home video market).

Markedly less dramatic than, say, Batman Begins, this origins piece is equal parts actioner and comedy. Downey Jr. and crew are a refreshingly lighthearted bunch--with several expertly timed and perfectly delivered jokes sure to get an audience reaction.

The only thing detracting from this mostly enjoyable experience is the often underutilized cast. Gwyneth Paltrow's useless Pepper Pots character does little else but nag, get in trouble, and spend the movie's explosive finale talking on the phone. Moreover, Terrence Howard's biggest contribution was a fourth wall breaking line to set up the sequel.

But with an excellent lead performance, an enjoyably over the top plot, and a pitch-perfect ending, Iron Man is the perfect start to the blockbuster season. Oh, and be sure to stay until the end of the credits...it's worth the wait.

Rating: 4.5 / 5 (9/10, 90%)

The K-Files - Phoenix Hoax

It's just bad news after bad news...

I can't seem to catch a break lately. In March, my dream of seeing a UFO was crushed after only a week. Now, it seems my hope for a major new UFO event to sink my investigative teeth into has similarly been destroyed. As I stated in last week's column, I was totally prepared to follow this latest Phoenix Lights Redux story through whatever twists and turns of government disinformation and cover-up shenanigans might have developed. As it turns out, the one thing I wasn't prepared for was how quickly it would be revealed as a hoax.

No corny government explanations, no additional footage, and no linkage to hyperdimensional physics...heck, there wasn't even enough time for any of the go-to skeptics and believers to come out in support or against it. Shame on you, Mr. Hoaxer. You are a sick, lonely man-child that nobody could possibly love.

What drives someone to perpetrate a hoax such as this? And what kind of effect will it have on the field of Ufology? Let's dig in...Full Article.

The K-Files - Seeing Signs

Are you the kind of person that sees Signs…sees miracles? I know I am. I just saw it the other night, in fact.

I’m speaking of course about M Night Shyamalan’s 2002 thriller about faith, family, and alien invasion. Considering the proximity of its airing to this unfolding Phoenix Lights Part Deux business, I can’t help but smile at the coincidence.

Or, as Mel Gibson put it, “Is it possible that there are no coincidences?”…Full Article.

Review: Street Kings - Directed by David Ayer
Rated R for gang violence and strong language

With a screenplay by the guy who wrote the novel that would go on to be L.A. Confidential and the hit/miss scribe behind Ultraviolet and Equilibrium, and directed by the guy who wrote the screenplay for Training Day, Street King's pedigree would suggest an epic crime movie.

Unfortunately, what we got instead was a cliche-ridden knockoff of The Shield...only not nearly as well done.

In Street Kings, Keanu Reeves plays hardcore LAPD detective Tom Ludlow--a phone book swinging, bad guy killing crooked cop with a heart of gold and a damaged liver. Forest Whitaker is his controlling boss. And no cop movie would be complete without an Internal Affairs officer, played oddly enough in Street Kings by Hugh Laurie.

As far as the plot is concerned, Street Kings is a twisty tale of murder, revenge, and corruption. If you've seen anything else in the inner-city police action/drama genre, nothing will seem particularly fresh. It's a (mostly) entertaining concoction of elements, just don't expect them to break any new ground.

Forced to play a real person and not some daemon-slaying, kung-fu fighting prophet, Reeves brings a sense of maturity far flung from his Speed days. Meanwhile, Oscar winner Forest Whitaker further shows his mastery of the eye-bulging freak out. Both leads play their roles with competence, but it's essentially more of the same that should be expected from them.

In all, Street Kings feels a lot like the product of a desire to create the stereotypical cop drama. It's formulaic in a way that insures safe story telling--void of anything that will help it to be remembered in the years to come.

Rating: 3.5 / 5 (7/10, 70%)

The K-Files - Bring Back the Bomb

Only two things scare me and one of them is nuclear war.

I've become obsessed with watching atom bomb test footage on the Internet. Along with satellite photography of hurricanes, few things in this world can both stun me with their beauty and horrify me with their power like the rising mushroom cloud of detonated nuke. In concept, they are just such an outlandish weapon. It takes a special kind of stupid to create the means to your own demise, but damn if we didn't do it anyway.

For this week's K-Files, I thought I'd share with you some of my favorite archival video that I've come across in my travels. So sit back and marvel at the shocking elegance...Full Article.